I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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