sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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