I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize