Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Hippo gnu deer
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
