Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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