She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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