Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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