girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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