you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
