You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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