I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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