That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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