do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Don't tell me you're on acid again
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
