Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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