I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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