i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I will be naked everywhere
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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