My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
