I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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