there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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