Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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