Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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