dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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