at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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