I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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