Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
