C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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