She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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