HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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