oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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