you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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