youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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