just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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