i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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