no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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