There is no way he is gay with that hair.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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