yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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