and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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