Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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