The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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