She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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