we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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