I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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