Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
