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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...

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• (818): View more from California

  I just ran into the couch, vagina first.

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  I hope you got dinner out of it

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment

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  As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.

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