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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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(949): View more from California

i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.

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(707): View more from California

OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.

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Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.

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(956): View more from Texas

And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.

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(716): View more from New York

you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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(406): View more from Montana

I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis

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