at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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