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(973): View more from New Jersey

My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey kate, how is it?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

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(607): View more from New York

Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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(936): View more from Texas

he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

(812): View more from Indiana

and...?

(936): View more from Texas

I told him it was alright.

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(914): View more from New York

every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now

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(480): View more from Arizona

it's like russian roulette but with a penis

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(317): View more from Indiana

We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops

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