i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
