How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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