Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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