Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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