Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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