well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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