does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You took a bar mat shot.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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