you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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