Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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