I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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