New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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