It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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Help me help you realize you are a moron
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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