Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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