I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
barbara walters just said penis...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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