i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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