Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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