kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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