You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
people are starting to question the shark bite story
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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